So, sometime in the recent past, my former Katima-roomie and BFF4Lyfe, Sean, said something on Twitter to this guy called Tom Green about how he was getting less funny with age. And Tom, charmer that he is, ranted for a few (hundred) solid Tweets and then retweeted messages from his 3 “fans” who cared, and called Sean a douche. Which, coming from the Douche King, sort of seems like a compliment.

Cool.

Oh, and he said something about Sean being from Canada, and not sticking up for Canadians and that he is a hater!!!!1!!one

And I wrote something about Sean and his personality and Tom Green and how Tom Green shouldn’t be offended because Sean has said MUCH worse things to me, and called me WAY worse names, but we are still BFFs4Lyfe so chillll brah.

And Tom Green called me boring and gross and blocked me.

WHO THE HELL IS TOM GREEN?!

Wikipedia told me that he was married to Drew Barrymore for about 3 minutes, and that was the only thing I found remotely impressive. But, he blocked me on Twitter, so I’m putting him in the Hall of Making Ling A Little More Badass. Along with @RainbowLights. Congrats, Tom (seriously, who is he?).

Anyway, @TomGreenLive wrote a lot on Twitter about how he had lots of followers, and he’s been on lots of shows, and he keeps moving up even though people keep bringing him down and his Tweets REALLY made me love @KanyeWest because I’d rather hear about him dancing around to @JustinBieber on a Sunday morning than this whiny Canadian guy’s hardships and sticking it to the man and never giving up like some after school special. We get it, he thinks he’s important or something. But he still found time to block me. I’ve never had time to block anyone on Twitter, because usually something more worth my time comes along, like living a meaningful life.

I don’t even have time to block him now, because I’m going to go to bed, and dream up a way to pick a fight with someone on Twitter that anyone has actually heard of.

Sunday August 15th 2010 — 17 Comments
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